[biz + p. diddy] And you don't stop And you can't stop [p. diddy] yeah, yeah - i like this [b-i-z] if you [diddy] if you [b-i-z] wanna know [diddy] wanna know [b-i-z] the real deal, about the biz [diddy] a-say what, a-say what? [b-i-z] well i'm the biz markie [diddy] and i'm the p. diddy [b-i-z] so you know what time it is [diddy] a-come on [b-i-z] if you [diddy] if you [b-i-z] wanna know [diddy] wanna know [b-i-z] the real deal, about the biz [diddy] a-say what? [diddy] and that's comin from me, the p. diddy [diddy] and you know what time it is, righhht [p. diddy] So come on diabolical Don't stop and don't you dare quit Just get on the mic, sit on the mic Spit on the mic and don't you dare quit! [biz markie] When i get on the mic, i guarantee There's no better mc than biz markie Everything i say, or anything i do Will move yo' posse or your crew When you me hear me say, and what i play Affects a lot of people in the strangest way Well i'm too cold to freeze, too hot to burn And i never miss a tag when it's my turn Cause i can, rock the mic if you give me a chance Cool v'll cut the record, make you do the 'biz dance' I can - flip the crowd with a wave of my hand I'm the diabolical, "and you know this maaaaaan!" [chorus] You can do your thang, and any-thang you choose But please, please, leave my thang alone You can do your thang, and any-thang you choose But please, please, leave my thang alone [biz markie] I'm the court jester, the manifester I used to buy my clothes at a.j. lester's The rhymerator, the beat creator Whack rappers get dropped like a hot potato The dime repeater, the mc greeter Knuckle bleeder, no need for a heater The only mc in history Who didn't even have to r-a-p The bum destroyer, i'm comin for ya Got took to court and didn't need a lawyer Make james brown get down (yeah yeah) Made beretta go get her (yeah yeah) Made laverne and bill cosby (yeah yeah) Go change they sweaters (yeah yeah) I fought mike tyson, dropped him in 4 Went to fort knox and kicked down the door Rocked seven continents with all this flow "and this is somethin for the radi-ohhhh" [chorus] [biz markie] Got ladies screamin stranje stranje With the rhythm and rhymes and style that i display If rap was sex, i'd be a porno star With sade, and janet, in a menage-a-trois Merrily merrily, life is just a dream-ah First car, i ever had was a beamer First girl, i ever had was a screamer I got out of breath and almost caught emphysema Put the party people in a state of shock While biz compose songs like sebastian bach This is the end of this scenario Like robin harris, "i gotta go - gotta go!" [chorus] - repeat 2x w/ ad libs [sung ad libs before a quick fadeout]