Nice pants Wait in line for the elevator Shaking hands Got a smile like an alligator Hey chief, How do you do? [Yeah.] Everybody's evil And they're only getting eviler Like to stop the lockjaw Feeding on the feebler I carry it downtown With a pillar in my pocket Rocket I would like you better if you had a job I would like you better if you had a job Ooh, that's right Son of gun Son of gun Son of a gun Thats quite an attitude Could you get that notorized? Tape (tape deck) dictation Everybody's funny But they ain't getting funnier My god damn clothes Couldn't waste the money-er Did you- Did you have fun at the par-tay? At the office party. I would like you better if you had a job Ooh, ooh I would like you better if you had a job Aah-woo Say it again My friend But you could've been, could've been, could've been Ready for idle hands, idle hands i dont know I would like you better if you had a job 'Cause you ain't no Picasso I would like you better if you had a job Ooh that's right I would like you better if you had a job 'Cause you ain't no Picasso I would like you better if you had a job Ooh that's right I would like you better if you had a job 'Cause you ain't no Picasso