armin meiwes
Bernd brandes
Had a party of
Human flesh
Brandes, brandes
One’s a cannibal
Other’s a volunteer
A true story of
Der metzgermeister
Meiwes, meiwes
Brandes, brandes
Ever since he was a child
He had visions of consuming
Imaginary friends he had
To fulfill his fantasy
An obsession that grew up to be
His goal in life, he had to eat
He wanted to eat some fresh meat
Anthropophagist, flesh fetish
Started with an ad
In cannibal café
Athletic male of 18-35 years
Willing to be eaten
Volunteers were many
None so serious
Brandes was the one who was enthused about it
With a no-slaughter condition
Meiwes showed his slaughter room
In his medieval-like house
Through a webcam to brandes who was up for it
A match made in hell
Brandes erased all his recent files
From his computer
Used cash to travel so he couldn’t be traced
Didn’t eat so he’d taste well
Onward to rotenburg to meiwes’ place
Volunteer & cannibal, real good mates
Meiwes couldn’t kill brandes
Who motivated him, a weird grace
Pills and syrups did the trick
Meiwes burst his balls with teeth
They tried to eat his raw penis
Too chewy, teeth’s menace
Meiwes tried to sauté it
It was burnt, because he overcooked it
Brandes lied in bathtub
While meiwes read starwars
Bleed-to-death was the target
Stabbed in the neck couldn’t wait
He hung the body on a meathook
Tore chunks of flesh from it to cook
The whole scene was recorded
On a two hour long videotape
Meiwes ate the body over next ten months
Stored body parts in a freezer under pizza boxes
He tried to grind the bones to use as flour
Twenty kgs of brandes he devoured
Seeking another volunteer
Meiwes on computer
Shared the details of his deeds
A college student phoned police
Arrested in december
2002 they had him under
They couldn’t convict him of murder
The deceased was a volunteer
A deed beyond constitution
Manslaughter – they had to keep him
Meiwes promised the judge
He would never eat a man again
What he did was wrong
Cannibals needed treatment
His case was reopened by activists
His sentence was modified to life
In prison he became a vegetarian
Helped the police to solve other crimes
