Tom: A
A D A D
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I remember when I first met you
D
Your hair was so sweet and soft
A E
I just wanted to cut it off and take it home with me
A D
We had a playdate at the playground with our friend Tim
A E
But he got in the nice mans van when candy was offered to him
F#m D
And he left with the two of us together
A E
Sexual tensions were so high
Wait, nevermind this was us as children
F#m
And now that I think of it
D
singing about childhood love as an adult is kind of pedophilic
A
so I'm just going to have to jump ahead a couple years
E
Ohh
A D
Do you remember when we first kissed?
A
I was so nervous
E
that I nearly missed.. that was a Nickleback refrence
A
And do you remember the time
D
Your mom got her hair stuck in the garbage disposal
A
While washing dishes so we had no other choice
E
But to scalp her with fisher price scissors
F#m
And the time you left the stove on
D
and the cat lit itself on fire
A E
and its smoldering corpse burned down the rest of the house
F#m D
And to cheer you up I went to the store
A
And I bought you some socks
E
Then you told me you were cheating on me
A
So I tried to do the science
D
to find out why you would do this to me
A
And all I got was evidence
E
that the US moon landing was fake
A
I suppose there's things more important
D
like why are so many schools being shot up in America
A
like seriously and I'm worried about a girl
E
so I should probably just stop
