Tom: D
D
A
[Verse 1]
D
Your mouth is always running
D
You're spraying bullets from your
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Dogshit, hypocrit, smug, and somewhat ignorant mind
D
Maybe try saying something
D
That carries value in this
A
Sad, poor, desolate rock inside the universe's eye
[Pre-Chorus]
D D#m Em
Maybe I just don't like your nose
[Chorus]
D
You're more to me than an enemy
D
You're a danger to our society
G
You're the worst human being I've ever met in my goddamn life
D
There's really nothing you're bound to be
D
You're a waste of all precious energy
G
And when you breathe the fumes of your rancid lies kill entire baluga wales
[Verse 2]
D
You think you're oh so funny
D
But I'd rather eat a bloody
A
Tampon than listen to your recycleable copy-paste jokes
D
And when the sky is sunny
D
You'll make it cloudy with your
A
Bitter additude and rude remarks against my crew, and dude,
[Pre-Chorus]
D D#m Em
There's just too much that I have wrong with YOOOOOOUUUU!!!
[Chorus]
D
You're more to me than an enemy
D
You're a cataclysmic catastrophe
G
You're a tumor (Yeah, yeah ok. uh uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-AAA)
D
You oughtta be in an infirmary
D
'Cause you need help and it's plain to see
G
And I don't want to see your face unbandaged for the rest of my whole natural life
[Bridge]
(Spoken)
G D
I hate everything about you
D#
And uh if you couldn't tell, then uh, I think I've made myself pretty clear
G D D#
But I'd rather drink piss than sit in a room with you for five minutes
G D D#
You know i-it's funny cause you're almost not worth the energy to write a four minute song you
G D
But y-you know, here I am, so I mean uh I guess it kind of helps
D#
For me at least
[Chorus]
D
You're more to me than an enemy
D
You're a politician's pornography
G
And every time I try to say your name I throw up in my mouth a little bit
D
My goal in life is to make you bleed
D
And I won't stop 'till I do achieve
G
Man there's so many insults and- you know what? Here's a list of the things you are, all the things!
[Bridge]
D
You're a prositute with an STD
D
You're reality shows on MTV
G
You're a hemorrhoid on reality
G
You're a boyscout in a fraternity
D
You're a grown man with no prioities
D
You're a peeping Tom in a serority
G
You're the new Hitler of our history
G
You know what, you're just a bit like me
[Outro]
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Hold the chords in the intro instead of strumming them
