Carreer Opportunities

They offered me the office of 
a leaders shop 
They said I'd better take anything 
they got 
do you wannna make tea at the BBC 
do you wanna be do you 
really wanna be a cop 

carreer opportunities 

I hate the army and I hate 
the RAF 
I don't wanna fight in 
the tropical heat 
I hate the civil service too 
I won't open letter bombs 
for you 

They're gonna have to introduce cons 
they're gonna hate to take away 
if they wanna get making toys 
if they wanna get me well 
I got no choice