Tom: C E|--0------0------0------2------| B|--1------1------1------1------| G|--0------0------0------2------| D|--0------2------3------0------| A|--2------0------3-------------| E|------------------------------| Cmaj9 Am7 Fmaj9 D7 C Cmaj9 Am Am7 F Fmaj9 C I'm never gonna be the handyman around the house my father was C Cmaj9 Am Am7 F Fmaj9 D7 So don't be asking me to hang a curtain rail for you, because Am Am7 D7 Screwdriver business just gets me confused Am Am7 D7 It takes me half an hour to change a fuse C Cmaj9 Am And when I flicked the switch the lights all blew F Fmaj9 C I'm not your handyman C Cmaj9 Am Am7 F Fmaj9 C Don't be expecting me to put up shelves or build a garden shed C Cmaj9 Am Am7 F Fmaj9 D7 But I can write a song that tells the world how much I love you instead Am Am7 D7 Am Am7 D7 I'm not any good at pottery so let's lose the 't' and just shift back the 'e' C Cmaj9 Am Am7 F Fmaj9 D7 And I'll find a way to make my poetry build a roof over our heads Am Am7 D7 I know it looks like I'm just reading the paper Am Am7 D7 But these ideas I'll turn to gold dust later C Cmaj9 Am Cause I'm a writer not a decorator… F Fmaj9 C I'm not your handyman