Tom: Am
Hey, leave a message
G
Hey, call me back
Em
When you get this
C
Or when you've got a minute
G D
We really need to talk
G
Wait, you know what
Em
Maybe just forget it
C
Cause by the time you get this
G D
Your number might be blocked
Em G
Stay and blah blah blah
C G D
You just want what you can't have
Em G
No wait, I'll call the cops
C G D
If you don't stop I'll call your dad
C D G
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
G Em B
Happy birthday by the way
C D G
It's not you it's me and all that other bullshit
Em
You know that's bullshit
B C
Don't you, babe
Cm G
I'm not your party favor
G Em
Look, now I know we could've done it better
C
But we can't change the weather
G D
And the weather's come and gone
G Em
Books don't make sense if you read them backwards
C
You'll single out the wrong words
G D
Like you mishear all my songs
Em G
You hear stay and blah blah blah
C G D
You just want what you can't have
Em G
No wait, I'll call the cops
C G D
If you don't stop I'll call your dad
C D G
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
Em B
Happy birthday by the way
C D G
It's not you it's me and all that other bullshit
Em
You know that's bullshit
B C
Don't you, babe
Cm
I'm not your party favor
