Tom: C
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I got amnesia this morning,
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I got hit on the head.
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And I woke up today
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in a hospital bed.
[Verse 1]
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I can't remember my name,
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but one thing is clear,
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I must have insurance
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or they'd not keep me here.
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So maybe I'm rich, maybe in debt a lot,
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If they come to collect, I'll just say I forgot.
[Chorus]
C F C
I got amnesia this morning,
G C
I got hit on the head.
C F C
And I woke up today
G C
in a hospital bed.
[Verse 2]
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Are my friends all hip? Do they play tenor sax?
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Or belt their pants at their armpits and wear plastic pen-packs?
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Do I have honest work,
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or lead a life of crime?
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Please shoot me dead
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if I'm a lawyer or a mime.
[Chorus]
C F C
I got amnesia this morning,
G C
I got hit on the head.
C F C
And I woke up today
G C
in a hospital bed.
"Harmonica!"
[Chorus]
C F C
I got amnesia this morning,
G C
I got hit on the head.
C F C
And I woke up today
G C
in a hospital bed.
[Verse 3]
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Now what is my religion?
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I hope I'm a Buddhist.
C F C
I could be a Hindu,
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A Catholic or a nudist.
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What if I'm born-again
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or in some weirdo sect?
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I know I'm not Jewish,
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I looked down and I checked.
[Chorus]
C F C
I got amnesia this morning,
G C
I got hit on the head.
C F C
And I woke up today
G C
in a hospital bed.
[Outro]
C F C
I got amnesia this morning,
G C
I got hit on the head.
C F C
And I woke up today
G C
in a hospital bed.
