I used to be the kind of man everybody called a vagabond I’ve broken almost every rule and called it free So, all you had to do was drop your hat And I’d be jumpin’ all over your bones But, that was then, and this is now I turned it around Now I’m livin’ in Salt Lake City and all I am is bored to tears Ain’t no runnin’ around, ain’t no fun to be found It’s the same old, same old, day old white bread thing Now I’m livin’ in Salt Lake City, impossible to find me here While I’m supposed to be glad it’s the downside of sad Either drill me, thrill me, or kill me please ‘Cause I’m so far gone Everything is so clean and bright I’m always in my ‘round the clock shades If you’re tryin’ to find mister right, it ain’t me The reality I left behind ‘cause I engineered a really bad trade I’m not on a roll, I’m so in control I’m losin’ my soul (Repeat Chorus) (Bridge) I’d rather be in blue Hawaii Just wearing lampshades On my sunburned head You’ll find me there Learning the hula Drinking Mai Tai’s and Chi Chi’s Passed out in my bed (Repeat Chorus)