It's not that I can't get up in the morning and go fry myself an egg It's not that I can't reach and put a bandaid on the scratch on my leg It's not that I can't iron a shirt and sweep up dirt and feed the bird All the little things you used to do but it's just gonna take some gettin' used to It's not that I can't organize the checkbook and make sure the bills're paid It's not that I might sleeping in the house all by myself I'm not afraid And I can water all the plants and made my pants and spray for ants All the things I never had to do it's just gonna take some gettin' used to I'm just gonna have to take my life and do a little rearranging But I don't mean that something's bad necessarily just cause it's changing I've heard it said a man can adjust to anything except to have a rock down in his shoe It's just gonna take some gettin' used to I may be the only man on this whole block who's the lady of the house But someone's gotta stay and float a ship when the captain's bailing out So you go on and have your fun and worry none and listen hon I won't be here grievin' over you it's just gonna take some gettin' used to I'm just gonna have to take my life...