Tom: Eb Ab Eb Bb Ab Ab Eb Bb Ab Ab Eb Bb Ab Ab Eb Bb Ab [Verse 1] Ab What you shoulda been Eb What you woulda been Bb Ab But it ain't no problem now Ab What's your middle name? Eb Are you often blamed? Bb Ab Do you care about the cost? [Chorus 1] Ab Eb Da-da-da, da-da-da Bb Ab Da-da-da, da-da-da Ab Eb Da-da-da, da Bb Ab Da-da-da [Verse 2] Ab Where's the middle again? Eb Can I get back there? Bb Ab Well, I won't let them talk [Bridge 1] Ab Well, it's at it again Eb And it heads to its home Bb Ab Do, do, do, do, do, do [Verse 3] Ab Eb On the north end of redded woe Bb Ab Well, I won't be ready to go Ab Eb Da-da-da, da-da-da Bb N.C. Da-da-da Ab A little bit older now Eb Out in the wilderness Bb Ab With some valedictorian Ab Eb You had wagered up your torch Bb Ab And then you lost your paraffin Ab Eb Off the dead stump of the trees Bb Ab Oh, your head it split the crease Ab Eb And the ghosts you may never know Bb N.C. You will never mend Ab I will never end Eb And I went off then Bb To the meadowlands Ab Where your mama can't Ab Eb That's a boundary pass on it Bb Ab Ab Eb Bb What you woulda been Ab What you shoulda been died, woo Ab Eb Bb Ab [Interlude] Ab Eb Well, I'm more than that, well, I'm more than that Bb Ab Well, I'm more than that, well, I'm more Ab Eb Well, I'm more than that, well, I'm more than that Bb Ab Well, I'm more than that, well, I'm more Ab Eb Well, I'm more than that, well, I'm more than that Bb Ab Well, I'm more than that, well, I'm more Ab Eb Well, I'm more than that, well, I'm more than that Bb Ab Well, I'm more than that, well, I'm more Here we go [Solo] Ab Eb Bb Ab Ab Eb Bb Ab Ab Eb Bb Ab Ab Eb Bb Ab [Refrain] Ab Eb What's that supposed to be, it is over me Bb Ab All before eleven-thirty Ab Eb And by noon I'll be, I'll be Bb Ab Oh-Oh-oh Eb Bb Eb Ab Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah Eb Bb Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah Eb Bb Eb Ab uh-ah, uh-ah, uh-ah, uh-ah, uh-ah, uh-ah, uh-ah [Outro] Eb Bb Eb Ab I won't belabor points but I will hit you on the head Eb Bb Eb Ab I won't belabor points but I will hit it on the head Eb Bb Eb Ab I won't belabor points but I will hit you on the head N.C. I won't belabor points but I will hit it on the head