The birds they make faces at me It's all a big conspiracy They start to sing when I try to sleep It drives me mad, they're calling me Under my rock, it never stops I love them though, they're all I've got My army of birds and gulls Pelicans and turtledoves I wish that they could pick me up Fly me around, I've had enough Feet on the ground, walking around Communicate without a sound But I know it won't happen Because I like the taste of chicken My army of birds and gulls Pelicans and turtledoves My army of birds and gulls Pelicans and turtledoves