Tom: F# F# D#m F# D#m [Verse 1] F# I've been on both sides of the sword D#m And I've been fonded over, I've been ignored F# I've been the aggressor, and I've been impaled D#m When my attempts at wooing have failed C# B C# B But it's my fault that you're feeling neglected F# A#m C# I'm sorry that you have to feel like that [Verse 2] F# I've been used and I've accidentally D#m Used other people to clarify things F# I drank your beers and I let you touch me D#m When there was surely someone else I'd rather be touching C# B C# B But it's my fault your crush is still around F# A#m C# Despite my attempts to gross you out [Chorus] F# D#m Well, I'd better be careful C# B 'cause I've been doing bad things lately F# D#m And everyone knows when you do that C# B F# It'll come back to you at some point in time D#m I could get in a car wreck C# B F# Or the people that I love could stop loving me back D#m C# I could become allergic to all the food I like B F# Or I could lose all my limbs [Solo] C# A#m F# B C# B F# C# B F# [Verse 3] F# We rode around for a really long time D#m Even though you talk I couldn't look you in the eye F# If you knew me better you would have known D#m I was acting mean i was being ice cold C# B C# B But I take for granted that you don't even notice F# A#m C# What if you're not oblivious? [Chorus] F# D#m Well, I'd better be careful C# B Because I've been hurting feelings lately F# D#m And everyone knows that when you do that C# B F# It'll come back to you at some point in time D#m I could get in a car wreck C# B F# Or the people that I love could decide I'm full of crap D#m C# I could become allergic to all the food I like B F# Or I could lose all my friends [Outro] C# A#m F# B C# B F# C# B F#