the whole town knows it yes I lack the luck
some people even call me Donald Duck
although I take pains to get things done well
I stay a loser and this hurts like hell
it seemed to be the time to find a mate
I went into a trendy pub at eight
and then I really found a girl hurray
at home I realised that she was gay
(Chorus 2x):
everything I do begin goes wrong
this is frustrating
everything I do begin goes really wrong
I never win
to mime a star I bought a brand new car
it was my most expensive fault so far
last thing I heard was what a fool you are
I crashed into a crowded sushi bar
