Tom: C
C Dm F G
I'm gonna take a taxi
C Dm F G
Gonna take a taxi downtown
Dm G
And I'm gonna pick up a hooker
Dm G
And take her to a restaurant
[Verse 2]
C Dm F G
I'm gonna buy her an omlette
C Dm F G
Or whatever she wants to eat
Dm G
I'm gonna treat her like a lady
Dm G
And talk to her so sweet
[Verse 3]
C Dm F G
I'm sure I'll tell her my life story
C Dm F G
And I'll probably get a few laughs
Dm G
And maybe we'll go see a movie
Dm G
I hope she says yes when I ask
[Bridge]
Am G
And if she likes dancing
Am G
Then we're gonna dance
Am G
And if she says no that's fine
Am G
I hear it all the time
[Verse 4]
C Dm F G
Maybe I should stop trying so hard
C Dm F G
You can see it from ten miles away
Dm G
And the heart of a maiden has never been won
Dm G
By true tenderness anyway
[Verse 5]
C Dm F G
And who needs the trouble? I've got plenty already
C Dm F G
More than my share you could say
Dm G
But enough about me, there's a hooker downtown
Dm G C
And I've got a cab on the way
