When I was born the folks around they did dispare Cause I was born with all my teeth and long black hair They couldn't decide what to name me Percy Bruce or Kent So they just called me the Carroll County Accident I was two feet high and had a winning smile And baul you could hear me for a country mile Soon I was six years old and off to school I went But they still called me the Carroll County Accident When I was seventeen I had a girl or two Boy I dug them girls and I still do I would say sweet words and pay them compliments But they called me the Carroll County Accident When I was twenty five that was a very good year Cause all I did was lay around and drink cold beer My popa had a car with all the fenders bent It was caused by the Carroll County Accident [ guitar ] I went down to Kelly's bar again last night Some son of gun in there he wanted to start a fight He hit me and right through Kelly's wall I went hello wall Caused another Caroll County Accident Now they had a waitress there oh she was a dear So I explained that the two dollars was for the beer Soon I bought her a wedding dress made out of print And now she's Mrs Carroll County Accident She's married to the Carroll County Accident I think we're gonna have another little Accident