Tom: Em G Always have a little bit of salt with your tequila, C don’t smoke your stash if you’re gonna be a dealer D G D Try to drink at least 8 cups of water everyday. G Always keep your hockey stick on the ice, C if you wanna cut once you better measure twice, D G there is no such thing as a lunch that’s really free. [Bridge 1] Em An eye for an eye means fair compensation, Am it doesn’t mean take up arms with another nation, D G B Anything written down can be twisted apart. Em Don’t be ashamed to talk about your mental health Am Try to love your neighbour like you love yourself D G B That one’s in there but it always gets forgotten [Chorus 1] C G Truth doesn’t live in a book D Em You find it in the little surprises C G D The good book is only a lens to focus the view C G Justice for all D Em Is composed of the ugliest compromises C G You can’t only look at the lens, D you’ve got to look trough [Verse 2] G There is no such thing as a virgin conception C Every good rule has an notable exception D G D Don’t surround yourself with friends who only agree G Don’t count your eggs before their chicken C Ask for consent before you put your dick in D G B Ain't nothing wrong with homosexuality [Bridge 2] Em Don’t get caught with your pants around your ankle Am If you want to hide your money stick it in a swissbank oh D G B Every banking system needs a lot of regulations Em Never draw a picture of the prophet muhammed Am Unless you’re a cartoonist and you really really D G B Want to illustrate cultural insensitivity [Chorus 2] C G Thruth doesn’t live in a book D Em You find it in the little surprises C G D The good book is only a lens to focus the view C G Justice for all D Em Is composed of the ugliest compromises C G You can’t only look at the lens D You’ve got to look trough [Chorus 3] C G Thruth doesn’t live in a book D Em C’mon! You find it in the little surprises C G D The good book is only a lens to focus the view C G Justice for all D Em Is composed of the ugliest compromises C G You can’t only look at the lens B You’ve got to look trough [Chorus 4] C G D Thruth does not live in a book Em C G D You find it in the little surprises oh D C G You gotta focus the view for all D Em C Is composed of those many ugly compromises G D You’ve gotta look trough, [Outro] G C D G You have to live in the world to get to the truth