Tom: F F# I'm in a mess, I'm in a dress There's nothing from here till tomorrow morning B A#m G#m How do I get there? How do I get there? I don't do drugs F# All my friends are on their holidays F# I go outside, it's not so bad I saw my friend and he couldn't believe that B A#m The girls were holding hands G#m The girls are holding hands Don't be a fool F# It's 1995, the girls are just friends C# B A#m They got the drugs I could use But then I don't need any C# B A#m All that I want is a photograph of Photo Jenny B F# How will I get one? I don't know B F# How will I get one? I don't know B F# C# How will I get her to strike a pose? F# It's getting cold, I'll catch the bus I saw my friend when she's finished working B A#m Get some fish and chips G#m What's on the box? F# Man about the house' with Paula Wilcox F# You see the boy/girl's at the bar Everyone thinks she's really ugly B A#m G#m But I shut my eyes But I shut my eyes F# And the star of it is Photo Jenny C# B A#m They got the drugs I could use But then I don't need any C# B A#m All that I want is a photograph of Photo Jenny B F# How will I get one? I don't know B F# How will I get one? I don't know B F# C# How will I get her to strike a pose?