We're smiling for the camera Me and my mother and my aunt Me in an ill-fitting tuxedo Wrong color cumberbund And not quite the full picture Some photos missing from the pack Where's me asleep on the table? Or her not kissing me back? Her not kissing me back The space that lies between us I remember, is cold But one man's deep failure Is another man's gold I sometimes get a little mixed up In this Venn diagram That little sliver in the middle Who I wanna be is who I am Is who I am Fake memory Telling me what I want to hear Fake memory Telling me what I want to hear And now we're capturing these moments Tying them to the tracks Here comes a locomotive And no one gives a damn You can't say, no, it never happened And you're not alone If memory serves you badly It's right here on my phone It's right here on my phone Fake memory Telling me what I want to hear Fake memory Telling me what I want to hear Do you remember? (Fake memory) Remember the time When we were all laughing? (Telling me what I want to hear) Was I laughing or crying? Yeah, do you remember? (Fake memory) Do you recall? The love climbing (Telling me what I want to hear) Before the fall?