Tom: G
F#
The universe
Is more than just space with no end
La-la-la-la-la!
Just think of the universe as a female best friend
G#m
And you can be like
B
Hey, Universe, what's happening, girl?
F#
And she'll be like
Oh, nothing - just running the world
G#m
And you'll be like What?
B
And the universe will be like, I know!
D#m
You're on the right track, girl
I got your back, girl
C# B
I'm helping you grow
G#m
Think positive
Act positive
B C#
You are a child of the Earth!
Life-coaching!
Nailing it!
F#
Time to take command
You dictate the hand
The universe deals
Look!
Science makes no sense
Who needs evidence?
Go with your feels
G#m
I'm like a radio
B
Tuned to the stars
C#
I found my frequency
Crystals speak to me
What are they saying?
Buy more crystals!
F# G#
Everything, everything happens for a reason
B
Be a beacon of light in the world
F# C#
Put a little alright in the world
F#
There is spiritual guides above
G#
Look up and see 'em!
B
Perception is reality
D E B C#m
Just listen to the melody the universe sings
F#
'Cause everything- everything happens for a reason
Gee, I hate to break it to you
F
The universe is just the contents of time, matter and space
Ninety-one billion light-years across and the Earth's a small place
G
Where good people die
No
Yeah
Bb
In famine and wars
F
The Pacific Islands are sinking
But negative thinking is hardly the cause
F Gm Bb
You think life is all unicorns and rainbows 'cause you're bored
Dm F C Bb
And positivity is a luxury that few can afford
Gm
We're gonna die
Yes, you and I
Bb C
In meaninglessness and alone
No no no!
Gm
No!
Dm C Gm
One day you may wake up alone
Dm C
'Cause your husband and his boyfriend bought a boat
Eb
And then they sailed away to Rome
That's specific
Bb
So you cry yourself to sleep in deep despair
Am
Talking to the walls 'cause there's no one there
B
And you have to buy a cat
D#m
'Cause that's your last chance to have a family
F
Take it from me!
Bm
That your aging ass will have to believe that!
F Gm G
Everything- everything happens for a reason
Bb
Put some more fun in the world
F C
A little, I am still young, in the world
F G
Be prepared to take your eggs and freeze 'em
Is this still about me?
Eb
'Cause everything- everything happens
Sounds like terrible things can happen
C7(4/9) C
Because the universe is random
Yes, but
F
Random for a reason!
No reason
