Intro: Well it?s a pum pum Christmas (Yuh heard!) merry pum pum christmas (Thank you very much) It?s a pum pum Christmas (OK!!!) Verse 1: Afta mi just come back off a tour and every gal waan link up (Link up) Every gal waan a piece a mi cau man a pum pum genius (Genius) Hear mi now, gunshot from a batty yuh a wine Put yuh hand up inna di air a pure pum pum yuh grind I wish yuh a happy new yeah and a pum pum Christmas Chorus: Well, yuh see di long cocky yah weh mi give to Launa Yuh see da fat p***y deh weh mi come fi socca This a one face nuh gal caan come sit inna Mi nuh like battybwoy nuh like mi neitha Yuh see di long cocky yah weh mi give to Launa See da fat p***y deh weh mi come fi socca This a one face nuh gal caan come sit inna Mi nuh like battybwoy nuh like?. Verse 2: Hey! If she have a feast, no mi nah go eat Mi a one bwoy weh nuh nyam unda sheet A bwoy caan pull mi belt buckle much less mi brief Hail mi two socks dat how Fadda God a reach Cau yuh brain nah go grief when mi gunshot repeat Badman deh yah wid a brand new release Mi buck a gal from out a east bout she waan striptease Rasta haffi hold it and f**k it like a beast Have a gal name Denise who?s a army police She and har girlfriend, mi have unda siege Gal if yuh have di love, then mi have di wrench Yuh pum pum a Christmas and I will be di grinch Long log yuh get gal yuh nah get nuh pinch Badman deh yah wid a fourteen inch Chorus: Cau yuh see di long cocky yah weh mi give to Launa See da fat p***y deh weh mi come fi socca This a one face nuh gal caan come sit inna Mi nuh like battybwoy nuh like mi neitha See di long cocky yah weh mi give to Launa See da fat p***y deh weh mi come fi socca This a one face nuh gal caan come sit inna Mi nuh like battybwoy nuh like?. Outro: Afta mi just come back off a tour and every gal waan link up (Link up) Every gal waan a piece a mi cau man a pum pum genius (Genius)