Tom: Am D A C D Tonight the city is full of morgues D G D And all the toilets are overflowing D A C D There's shopping malls coming out of the walls D G A E As we walk out among the manure [Chorus] G F E That's why G F E I pay no mind G F E I pay no mind G F D I pay no mind [Verse 2] D A C D Give the finger to the rock and roll singer D G D As he's dancing upon your paycheck D A C D The sales climb high through the garbage pail sky D G A E Like a giant dildo crushing the sun [Chorus] G F E That's why G F E I pay no mind G F E I sleep in slime G F E I just got signed [Verse 3] D A C D So get out your lead-pipe pipe dreams D G D Get out your ten-foot flags D A C D The insects are huge and the poison's all been used D G A E And the drugs won't kill your day job [Chorus] G F E Honey, that's why G F E I pay no mind G F E I pay no mind G F E I pay no mind [Harmonica Solo] [Outro] G F E That's why I pay no mind (x7)