This is what we love This is what we loathe Don’t wonder why I keep you at arms length I think we both know That you already know What you did and what was said And you wanna pretend that we’re friends That’s not how this works It doesn’t surprise me anymore The things I hear about you They don’t surprise me anymore But it’s not what I want to do It doesn’t surprise me anymore The things I hear about you You think that you’re a victim Well I think you lack convictions You’d really surmise all these compromises And sweep them under a rug You’re a hypocrite and we’re sick of it I’m calling it quits, I smell bullshit It doesn’t surprise me anymore The things I hear about you They don’t surprise me anymore But it’s not what I want to do It doesn’t surprise me anymore The things I hear about you You think that you’re a victim Well I think you lack convictions I’ve never been so embarrassed in my life But now I’ll always think twice I’ve never been so ashamed in my life But your rosy red flags looked so pretty at the time (And you can subtweet me all you want) Surprise surprise surprise Surprise surprise surprise