Tom: Em Am7 D G [Verse] Am7 D I'm a lazy student G In a circular library Am7 D With a glass ceiling G And a parquet floor Am7 D After graduation G I'm gonna go to the Amazon Am7 D In search of a pigment G That I want on my wall [Chorus] Am7 Hold me D Scold me Bm Extol me Em Console me Am7 Through the 90s D And the 80s Bm And the Tigris Em The Euphrates [Verse] C D And after all that I've said G I want you to know me Em I want you to throw me In the river C D So the clouds that follow my head G Can finally rain down Em On all your hydrangeas C D I never had a doubt that you would come through G I always adored you Em I always ignored you C Just to make you try harder D To you do what you do G I had to be awful Em Just to keep you from danger [Instrumental] Am7 D G [Verse] Am7 D Come stand at my window G With a view of suburbia Am7 D As it marks out the edges G Of my opulent grounds Am7 D I'm rich but I'm troubled; G There's a worm in my Bougainvillaea Am7 D Why do you plague me G When my ethics are sound? [Chorus] Am7 Hold me D Scold me Bm Extol me Em Console me Am7 Through the 90s D And the 80s Bm Through the waters Em Of Issey [Verse] C D And after all that I've said G I want you to know me Em I want you to throw me In the river C D So the clouds that follow my head G Can finally rain down Em On all your hydrangeas C D I never had a doubt that you would come through G I always adored you Em I always ignored you C Just to make you try harder D To you do what you do G I had to be awful Em Just to keep you from danger [Bridge] Am7 And after all I've said Bm G It's academia Am C How could I be so faithful D To the Queen of Media? C Through the 90s D And the 80s Bm In the AD Em And the BC C Through the Xanthus D And the Yangtze Bm And the Niger Em And the Ganges [Pre-Chorus] Am7 Hold me D Fold me Bm Control me Em Cajole me Am7 And release me D On the Lethe Bm Em And the ichor through my body [Chorus] C D And after all that I've said G I want you to know me Em I want you to throw me In the river C D So the clouds that follow my head G Can finally rain down Em On all your hydrangeas [Outro] C D I never had a doubt that you would come through G I always adored you Em I always ignored you C Just to make you try harder D To you do what you do G I had to be awful Em Just to keep you from danger