Something to be: a man Something to feel: sorrow The plan is beg, borrow, lead or follow And give the monkey a peanut He has learned to write his name Something to be: the rock Something to be: the roller I've got the frequency Maybe I'll just hack the controller And give the monkey a peanut He has learned to sign a check Don't drown yourself by the riverside Its such a drab, unemotional enterprise You might be stricken with tradition But those dogs don't bite Its a pretty sad condition But its only ever something to be Something to see: the light Something to fight: the addiction It's black and white But I can contain contradiction And give the monkey a peanut He has learned to take a chance