Tom: Bm Bm I'm not gonna lie here A and wait for the ambulance G I'm doing push-ups D Oh, I'm doing push-ups N.C I'm doing push-ups D And my marriage is falling apart Bm It's not your fault A I just thought I should let you know G You can take advantage of me D It's not that hard I wrote it out in detail A G Just check your texts D 'Cause your first love's not gonna Bm walk you home A You got sick on your coat G Then you called her D and told her it's over Bm Now you're as hollow as you'd always A said you'd be A G Screaming "hold my hand but please don't touch me" D Then you pulled out an engagement ring Bm And the canary choked in my throat A I was coughing up feathers all December G But we never made a memory to remember D Bm Some things just aren't meant to make sense A G Some things aren't meant to be represented D Bm N.C. We talk about it in the gaps, in the silence A G The posts we delete, and the captions we edit D 'Cause your first love's not gonna Bm walk you home A You got sick on your coat G Then you called her D and told her it's over Bm Now you're as hollow as you'd always A said you'd be A G Screaming "hold my hand but please don't touch me" D "Please don't touch me" D Do you wanna, do you wanna go, go? Bm Cause a scene at the wedding A Awful words on the confetti, oh D Do you wanna, do you wanna go, go? Bm Cause a scene at the wedding A Awful words on the confetti, oh D Do you wanna, do you wanna go, go? Bm Cause a scene at the wedding A Awful words on the confetti, oh D Do you wanna, do you wanna go, go? Bm Do you wanna, do you wanna, do you wanna D 'Cause your first love's not gonna Bm walk you home A You got sick on your coat G Then you called her D and told her it's over Bm Now you're as hollow as you'd always A said you'd be A G Screaming "hold my hand but please don't touch me" D 'Cause your first love's not gonna Bm walk you home A You got sick on your coat G Then you called her D and told her it's over Bm Now you're as hollow as you'd always A said you'd be A G Screaming "hold my hand but please don't touch me" D Bm I'm not gonna lie here and wait for the ambulance A I'm doing push-ups G Oh, I'm doing push-ups