One, two, three, four! Last night, I took a hell of a chance And I asked a girl to the dance and she said Hell yes, no jest! Impressed at my request, I'll have the best dressed guest Tonight, I'll take that girl to the dance on a night filled with romance And she'll say: Love me! Kiss me! Gleefully, we'll flee through the moonlit city! Oh baby, you look so sweet! We're gonna dance till we got no more feet, yeah! Let's go, and they've provided us punch and various snacks to munch, let's boogie! My heart is parched, let's march Far beneath the stars where we'll never have to be apart You look so good in the glow of the full moonlight Oh baby, you bring out the beast in me (Oh, shit) I'm a werewolf baby, yeah, you best be believin' I'll rip your throat out while everybody's screamin' Clawin' and maulin' till the color of rose flows Won't remember nothin' once this gory story comes to a close Last night must have been real intense I can't recall its events, darn, I say Well, that sucks, I must rush to find the one I lust I trust I didn't cause a fuss And then I can't believe what I read It said all of my friends are dead, including her I stall, I bawl Although I am appalled, I gotta haul it to the funeral Why, baby? You were so sweet! Now all that's left of you is your dancin' feet, yeah! And as I arrive, since I'm the only survivor "You mind if I say a few words?" You looked so good in the glow of the full moonlight Oh babe, you still bring out the beast in me (Oh shit!) I'm a werewolf baby, yeah you best be believin' I'll rip your throat out while everybody's screamin' Clawin' and maulin' till the color of rose flows Won't remember nothin' once you're dead How can this be happenin'? Tearin' everybody dearest to me limb from limb Want to stop and grieve them, I just stop to eat them Please, won't you please kill me? Woo, woo! Woo, woo! Woo! Woo? Woah!