You're undeniably stupendous You make me feel like my whole body's a high five So why would I just up and end us? It's a deep well, but let's take a dive I took a hard look in the mirror Hoping I'd find the missing screw that I knocked loose The answer growing ever clearer Locking eyes with those sweet baby blues I'm lost inside this part of me I realize I just can't stop, won't stop, wasting all my time Woah I know it's such an old cliché But baby, it ain't you, it's me So long, kiss me goodbye Is it cool if I talk? I don't wanna be a babbling bother, but I'm bubbling up, y'know I gotta share that I've been living in despair in my own hell All alone upstairs (yo!) And that act is wack, I'm a big fat bag of crap With a sham smirk, and a fake laugh at that So I'm going on a indefinite sabbatical An introspective venture, meant to make a more radical me Maybe I'm a little bit selfish (mhm!) But I dug this hole myself It's not on you, so pat your back son You deserve better than a fractured fraction This fine reflection's got me flexing Don't with the wrecked head neglecting Baby, you're a catch but I caught what I want And he's got two thumbs and he looks this hot I'm lost inside this part of me I realize I just can't stop, won't stop, wasting all my time Woah I know it's such an old cliché But baby, it ain't you, it's me So long, kiss me goodbye Now listen up, shorty I know you hoping for the day I stop poking holes, in every possibility that might bring me peace I never meant to be a never ending lemon Squeezing those sizable eyes But surprise, surprise This doggone body's got a silly oblongaty And he needs me, baby I think I'm losing my head But he's in unison with every thought I got No need to speak In sync in every way We're jinxin' day and night and owing colas left and right Believe me, this isn't easy Nobody loves me like you do, but I gotta love me too Mama mia, I'm a need a shrink I'm lost inside this part of me I realize I just can't stop, won't stop, wasting all my time Woah I know it's such an old cliché But baby, it ain't you, it's me, I mean it No, hyperbole, no really You're not listening! It's literally me! (Damn right)