Eins, zwei, drei, vier I'm an ignorant Englishman, travelling through Germany And I don't speak the language: Excuse me, can you help me? Wow that's amazing, your English is great And makes me feel even more ignorant I'm sorry about the stuff at home with the referendum It wasn't my decision, just the majority of my countrymen And the feeling back at home now is one of regret You know they didn't even give that money to the NHS It was a big fat lie on a big red bus These fuckin' politicians are a right bunch of cunts The only thing I can say about the European Union is, entschuldigung Entschuldigung Entschuldigung Friede auf Erden Entschuldigung Entschuldigung Friede auf Erden I spent two weeks in Germany travelling on the trains Playing gigs in places with complicated names I fell in love with the country almost overnight In a strange hotel in Quedlinburg with the window open wide And did you know that Germany's not actually called Germany? It's called Deutschland, Germany's just what other countries call it And that's a funny thing to get your head around I mean imagine if you was called Steve and everybody else called you John I know there's a language barrier but really come on We should be building bridges but instead we're building walls And what was once the Euro tunnel will soon be border patrol Entschuldigung Entschuldigung Friede auf Erden Entschuldigung Entschuldigung Friede auf Erden Entschuldigung Entschuldigung Friede auf Erden Travelling is good for the mind and for the soul You should try to visit places that you've never been before Talk to different people, experience different culture Find the polar opposite and look for something similar