She's in the spotlight in the centre of the stage again tonight
And as usual she is flanked by her husband and her brother
And she's dancing like there's no tomorrow
She's got the whole crowd in the palm of her hand
Singing a song that was written by her dad
And the whole crowd are singing with her
She's coming to a city or a town near you
In a polka dot dress and a pair of red shoes
With a flagon full of booze
So ladies and gentlemen, let's raise a glass for Lorna
She's a singer, she's a dancer
A party starter and a damn hard worker
Well she worked in an office, back when the band was formed
There was no way she was letting the boys have all the fun
So she took some singing lessons and she informed them she was joining
Now ten years later, they're still going strong
Winning hearts and minds wherever they perform
And they travel all over the land, the Skinny Lister family band
So ladies and gentlemen, let's raise a glass for Lorna
She's a singer, she's a dancer
A party starter and a damn hard worker
Let's have a round of applause for Lorna
Well as arrogant as it sounds I see myself in her
Did you know that we were born just a few days apart
Underneath the very same stars
We're both 1980s sagittarius
And she beats me at cards every time we play
She beats me at pool and at paper, scissors, stone
Or at anything mildly competitive
Oh I cherish our friendship
So ladies and gentlemen, let's raise a glass for Lorna
She's a singer, she's a dancer
A party starter and a damn hard worker
Let's have a round of applause for Lorna
