Tom: Em Em D Em D [Verse 1] Em I am almost through G/F# G watching Die Hard 2 C E for the 38th time Em I would go insane G/F# G On a burning plane C Am C A I gotta block out most of the pain just like John McClane does [Chorus 1] D G C I wanna look myself in the eye and be a normal guy D G C A And say some clever shit when I’m about to die Back to work back to work… [Verse 2] Em I know the devil G/F# G and his wife Denise C E They worship me Em I’m their kind of guy G/F# G I bring them peace C Am They both agree I’m a monster C A Yippee ki yay I’m a blood sucker [Chorus 2] D G C I hear people scream in my ear D I guess that’s a curse G C A But the things I say to myself are even worse Back to work back to work… [Chorus 3] D G C I told my Mom I wanted to kill myself D She said, 'Brian grow up. G C You're 40 years old, D ain’t it time to stop that shit?' G C But I can’t save the world And by the way, Mom D G C A I’m 41 and I’ve just begun