A fraudulent trend The beginning of the end A mockery for all to see You flaunt it around With the face of a clown To benefit financially A crooked business plan From a watered-down band Pretending to be a false liturgy You bought a medallion 'Cause you heard it was cool Cast a fake spell You're a ritual fool Boring me to death With your funeral drool Take off your cloak You're a ritual fool Ceremonial gimmicks Worse than church or school Blow out your candles You're a ritual fool