Tom: D
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[Verse 1]
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Alcohol, my permanent accessory
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Alcohol, a party time necessity
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Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself
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Oh, alcohol, I still drink to your health
[Chorus]
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I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alcohol
[Verse 2]
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Forget the cafe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea
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A Malibu and Coke for you, a G & T for me
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Alcohol, your songs resolve like my life never will
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When someone else is picking up the bill
[Chorus]
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I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alcohol
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Oh, alcohol, would you please forgive me?
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For while I cannot love myself, I'll use something else
[Bridge]
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I thought that alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do
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I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze
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But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose
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To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse
[Solo]
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[Chorus]
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I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alcohol
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Would you please ignore that you found me on the floor
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trying on your camisole?
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Oh, alcohol, would you please forgive me, for while I cannot love myself
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I'll use something else
[Outro]
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Would you please forgive me
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Would you please forgive me
