I leave from softball practice every night It's getting dark, but the "Golden Arches" light up the way I turn the corner at the traffic light I count my money and then I rehearse what I'm going to say "I'd like an order of fries, a quarter-pounder with cheese, I love the light in your eyes, will you go out with me please?" I am in love with a McDonald's girl She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm I am in love with a McDonald's girl She is an angel in a polyester uniform [Can I get you some fries with that?] She doesn't try to impress anyone She doesn't act real tough like all the other girls that I know She don't treat me like a simpleton She's not ashamed to be the only other virgin I know And when my hamburger's cold, I get up ready to go, She's only fifteen years old, and I'm in love with her so She's got a gold tooth, you know she's hardcore She'll show you a good time, then she'll show you the door, boy! I am in love with a McDonald's girl She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm I am in love with a McDonald's girl She is an angel in a polyester uniform Well, there she stands behind the register She's taking orders from the Saddle River Little League If they knew how much I wanted her Their home-room teachers would have to send them home for a week And as I head through the door, the movement catches her eye, My heart begins to soar she smiles she waves good-bye, good-bye Good-bye, good bye I am in love with a McDonald's girl She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm I am in love with a McDonald's girl She is an angel in a polyester uniform Uno, dos, tres, quatro Big Mac, Filet o Fish, Quarter Pounder, French Fries Icey Coke, Thick Shakes, Sundaes and Apple Pies Sing that song of taste [Yeah, sing that song of taste!] You can only find at one place, McDonalds I am in love with a McDonald's girl She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm I am in love with a McDonald's girl She is an angel in a polyester uniform