At words poetic i'm so pathetic
That i always have found it best
Instead of getting it off my chest
To let'em rest unexpressed
I hate parading my serenading
As i'll probably miss a bar
But if this ditty is not so pretty
At least it'll tell you how great you are
You're the top you coliseum
You're the top
You're the louvre museum
You're a melody from a symphony by strauss
You're a bendel bonnet a shakespeare sonnet you're myckey mouse
You're the nile you're the tower of pisa
You're the smile on the mona lisa
I'm a worthless check a total wreck a flop
But if baby i'm the bottom you're the top
You're the top you're mahatma ghandi
You're the top you're napoleon brandy
You're the purple ligth of summer night in spain
You're the national gallery you're garbo's salary
You're cellophane
You're sublime you're a turkey dinner
You're the time of the derby winner
I'm a toy ballon that is faled soon to top
But if baby i'm the bottom you're the top
Steve there is something i got to tell ya
What is it judy? well
You're the top i'm? you're a ward of's celler
Oh no no let me say it
You're th top me too? that's rigt
You're a berlin ballad oh it's nice
You're the nimble tread of the of fred astaire
Actually i don't dance very well
You're an o'neill drama you're whistler's mother
Mama sorry you're camembert
You're a rose that is sweet
You're inferno's dante
You're the nose watch it mean
What what what what what on the great durante hat's better
I'm the lazy lout who is just about storm leat's not storm
But if baby i'm the bottom
She's the one for me
And i've got i'm
Coz if baby i'm the bottom
You're the top
