Let me in please Charlie : no one here but me I'm speaking easy : give me a pint of stingaree Pour me out some white mule : pour me out some sandy rye I don't want no bug juice : that old stuff is too darn high Oh liquor liquor liquor : give me liquor until I die And I'm always happy : when I've got my liquor nigh I'm kind of worried : got something on my mind That's why I drink my whiskey : make my faro wait behind Blind pig blind pig : sure glad you can't see For if you could : it would be too tight for me I'm slipping slipping slipping : trying to dodge United States law I'm loaded down with bootleg : like to make them yammies bawl