Tom: Bb Verso: A# G Cm Can you call me back? I can't go any further - D# A# You can and you will; that can't be right F A# I'm thinking about emigrating G Cm Stay right there, 'cause it was too expensive D# A# F I'd just lied to get side by side; I’m on your side, A# And at this side of the road Refrão: A# G Cm D# F Just you wait! You’re never going to believe this G Cm D# F Just be quiet! You’re never going come to a sticky end Verso: A# G Cm “Do you want to come too?” No, I don't want to D# When I was a child… A# F A# Would you mind if I smoked, would you close the door? G Cm D# Both of them. I realize now that, oh, I need you A# F A# You’re crazy, I'm not, let's agree to disagree Ponte: G Can I have a beer? Cm Or, shit, a coffee G The doctor sent him Cm To a specialist G Was she there? Cm For all I care G I've a good mind to… Cm Change one's mind G What should I do? G Cm That should be fast enough, oh no… Refrão: A# G Cm D# F Just you wait! You’re never going to believe this G Cm D# F Just you wait! You’re never going to believe this, and she no… Verso: A# G Cm Can she call me back? I can't go any further - D# A# You can and you will; that can't be right F A# I'm thinking about emigrating G Cm Stay right there, 'cause it was too expensive D# A# F I'd just lied to be side by side; I’m on your side, A# And at the other end of town