Tom: C C F I'm gonna ask you for it C F I'm gonna ask you for it C F I'm gonna ask you for it N.C. Because I can't afford it C F C F C F Am G [Verse 1] C I'm unemployed again F I did my weekly shopping for three bucks in Am G And I push I pull up to mine and we can spend the evening drinking your red wine C F I don't need money or your sympathy, but would you mind calling me an Uber at 3 Am I am that sad, that's my own fault G But oh well, I'll be fine because [Chorus] C F I'm gonna ask you for it C F I'm gonna ask you for it C F I'm gonna ask you for it Am G Because I can't afford it C F I'm gonna ask you for it C F I'm gonna ask you for it C F I'm gonna ask you for it Am G Because I can't afford it [Verse 2] C All that or la-di-da F And if you can't pay rent then ha-ha-ha Am G And I like to laugh at my own expense because my price tag isn't that expensive C And yes, I'm well aware F I'm lazy and I just don't care at all Am G A But that's alright cause I'm gonna ask you for it, because I can't afford it [Chorus] C F I'm gonna ask you for it C F I'm gonna ask you for it C F I'm gonna ask you for it Am G Because I can't afford it C F I'm gonna ask you for it C F I'm gonna ask you for it C F I'm gonna ask you for it Am G Because I can't afford it C F C F C F Am G x2 C F I'm gonna ask you for it C F I'm gonna ask you for it C F I'm gonna ask you for it Am G Because I can't afford it C F I'm gonna ask you for it C F I'm gonna ask you for it C F I'm gonna ask you for it Am G Because I can't afford it x2