Saturday Night I Stayed Home Waiting Sunday I Thought She Might Call I Don't Go Out, I Don't Go Nowhere I'm Like a Statue By My Telephone Maybe She's Looking For My Number Maybe She's Looking For It Everywhere She Could Break This Spell I'm Under I Could Come to Life If I Knew She Cared I Don't Go Out, I Don't Go Nowhere I'm Like a Statue By My Telephone I Stay At Home, I Don't Do Nothing I Keep On Thinking She Might Call I'm Like a Statue By My Phone Sunday Night I'm Feeling Lonely Feel My Heart As It Turns to Stone She Could Be My One and Only But All I Ever Hear Is My Dial Tone I Don't Go Out, I Don't Go Nowhere I'm Like a Statue By My Telephone I Stay At Home, I Don't Do Nothing I Keep On Thinking She Might Call I'm Like a Statue By My Phone I Keep On Thinking She Might Call I'm Like a Statue By My Phone