Mick Jones is on the microphone 
Here to make it to the future 
Til the point-promo yeah 
Who has a time to laugh 
And a time to moan 
He's the odd moody bloke from the second tone 

Ladies and Gentlemen 
The Dypso-Calypso 

Tell it like this Mick 

All you misfits and musclemen 
Pack `em up and move `em along 
Let`s get it together tonight 
On this island that we`re on 

Ten million tons of water 
Thrown into the air 
While we jacked our bodies 
Like we didn`t care 
Can somebody tell me 
What am I doin` here 
You know I like to party 
But how much can I bear 

The Brazilian Lizard Queen 
And Bishop like to freak 
Shootin` out into the stars 
Tryin` to reach the peak 

Ten million tons of water 
Thrown into the air 
While we jacked the bodies 
Like we didn`t care 
Can somebody tell me 
What am I doin` here 
You know I like to party 
But how much can I bare 

V I B the rider 
The Devil on a Vespa 
Rode into town 
And found he was alone 
Out at the beach now 
In the burning heart now 
Sun stroked to head 
And naked to the bone 
I`m watchin` the sunset 
Down at San Antone 
So a hosts of Angels 
And wished I stayed at home 

Ten million tons of water 
Thrown into the air 
While we jacked the bodies 
Like we didn`t care 
Can somebody tell me 
What am I doin` here 
You know I like to party 
But how much can I bear 

The midget has grown 
Amnesia I don`t remember 
Now I`m burned down 
To the max 
But I`ll return in September 

Ten million tons of water 
Thrown into the air 
While we jacked the bodies 
Like we didn`t care 
Can somebody tell me 
What am I doin` here 
You know I like to party 
But how much can I bear