Please and thank you That's the secret of the Nile Please and thank you gets you Practically anything you want with a smile Even princesses should try to be polite Please and thank you they're just right So don't be rude Please and thank you are not things I usually say But since you insist I'll start to say them much more often as of today Who exactly should I say these phrases to? How 'bout those three guys who do the work for you? Thank you guys for knowing where the special gifts were hid You're welcome And thank you guys for helping me find them like you did You're welcome And thank you guys for doing all that other servant work! You're welcome And please forgive me if I acted kinda like a jerk That's OK Please and thank you that's the secret of the Nile Please and thank you get you Practically anything you want with a smile Egypt's nice when we all try to be polite Please and thank you are just right, you're welcome, too