What the boys say is that the girls are crazy They want our money for being lazy And what the girls say is that the boys are phasey They go right through 'em like picking daisies Let's beat the boys up x6 Let's beat the x6 Let's beat the boys up And what the people say is let's live together Give up all the (courtship?), start to be clever All the girls in the house with your plastic cups Thank god for being (?), let's beat the boys up Repeat chorus x3