Makes all the covers of the magazines the dirty old men the *&&**!-faced teens drives them to liquors & nicotine she's my *&&**!ing girl show me a pusher & she'll owe ten bucks don't need her if his business sucks she'll float you the money like the water floats ducks she's my *&&**!ing girl my *&&**!ing girl We bought a really cool house down town hang around with the kids and all their frowns from the records & the magazines ain't you seen us on the cover Oh, I like to watch her putting on new socks straight to the trash with the organic box she steps to the altar with a blow-dried rock she's my *&&**!ing girl straight to the attic where the (uncertain) grows that's automatic so the story goes but red's not static when she gives good shocks she's my *&&**!ing girl my *&&**!ing girl We bought a really cool house down town bang around with the kids and all their frowns from the records & the magazines ain't you seen us on the cover take me forever to your magazine my, my, my, my she's an ex-secretary & an ex-prom queen she's my, my *&&**!ing girl Starmaker making her finest move I'll get her into the finest groove rides me habit like a horse has hooves she's my *&&**!ing girl straight to the scene redefining pop no one's seen her ever stoop to stop to admire the men who can handle the top she's my *&&**!ing girl my *&&**!ing girl We bought a really cool house down town burned it down with the kids & all their frowns from the records & my magazines ain't you seen us on the cover take me forever to your magazine my, my, my, my she's an ex-secretary & an ex-prom queen she's my, my *&&**!ing girl