In the capital of South Africa The craving for chewing gum was strong Of anything that could be taken It was the Chappies they longed They formulated their plan Salivating from their glands No regard for demise As they pondered the prize They gathered the masking tape Making their way to the gate They raided the warehouse inside Armed to the tilt, they didn't hide They caught the security guards At the barrel of a gun Used the tape to tie, blindfold, and gag And took 21 pallets of chewing gum