Sometimes you can find Some interesting things in the trash Me and a friend of mine Found at John C.'s dumpster, shop glasses A garbage heap can be kind Though it may not be very clean One man's trash may just be seen As another man's treasure chest Food found we never injest I smell the waste, but I take haste Mostly just trash, and never any cash Yeah, its not something recommended for kids Even adults should not lift the lid But, once in a while if you sneak a peek You just may see something really neat Do you ever wonder why a dumpster is green Just like grass it's always seen Sometimes you'll see them colored brown In almost everyone something cool is found There was a time before I went home I looked inside and found a cellular phone It was broken of course and covered in drool But, driving down the road I looked really cool When you look at a trash can You'll never see it the same again