Love Was a Cracked Head Gasket

Years ago you became my nemesis 
Now in matrimony we have an alliance 
From a midsummer's nightmare to a sweet dream 
In an ironic twist you are the best thing to me 
You covered my meal, which was more than enough 
It turned out to be more than five bucks 
I then gave you that ring 
And you gave your heart to me 
Love was a cracked head gasket 
Now we have all we have in one basket 
Baby your love now does go far 
And we both drive decent cars