Crunchy from the store where you got it Nutritionally no matter where you spot it It looks good tastes great Vitamins and minerals it does create But you just have too much to do You gotta go to work and tie your shoe No time for breakfast You woke up too late The buzzer just went off Oh that sound I hate All the daylong you think to yourself I should be eating what's on the shelf People tend to put God in a box Cereal belongs there but not to rot When do you get around? To have the time to eat It's not as crunchy anymore It's got the consistency Of sweet overcooked meat