I woke up one morning to the headline of my nightmare It's the kind of thing that gives you a real scare Elvis is alive and well in New Orleans I thought the Elvis epidemic ended in 1977 Then I found out he's not in heaven He's gonna find Parsilla and beat her again Theres gotta be something done Before elvis makes another album Let's make his urine aluinurium Elvis is alive and well in New Orleans We should drain and sk8 his guitar pool Bomb his graceland, yeah, that'd be cool Put him in the arms of Alby the Krul