I would like to engage in some monologue About a substance I've never had And as I am confident as an air traffic guy I've never eaten this stuff, I'm so glad It doesn't sound very appetizing at all But then again, what coagulation does So bring to me your laden taste buds If it's good it'll start a buzz I believe all the time I've contiplated The molecular structure involved in this Like the stuff I saw on route 42 Inside it makes me either sick or bliss